How to write a book

People write all these books about how to write a book. HAHAHAHA! No, actually. Not funny at all. Those things suck. It's just a bunch of stupid gits trying to earn some money by saying they have the "perfect way to write a book", or what ever the heck else they say. No. It's all crap. Don't bother. There is no real way to write a book! Most of the time, when I'm writing a new story, I don't even know what the big event is going to be, till I'm practically half way there! So, don't fall for all the gits' evil, money-wasting, tricks. Just sit down, create a few interesting characters, take them to a place you like, and see if you can make a story out of it. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. But, no one will care if it doesn't work. You can take all the time in the world to write. You don't have writing dead-lines till you're a real, published author. ;-)

So, good luck, with all your writing schemes! I hope you get as far as I did, to a finished book. (Well, it's almost done. A few more days, and I truly mean it!)

Happy International Left-Handers Day!

Cheerio, peeps!