Translate THIS!

I made up some strange things that have to do with the Twilight Saga. Then, I translated them to a few different languages. Translate it, if you dare! MUWAHAHAH! (Evil laughter.) Okay, no, not really. But, still see if you can translate it.

#1)Italian: Funzionamento! Il Volturi sta venendo! Funzioni per la vostra vita! AAAAAHH!

#2)French:J'ai parié qu'Emmett pourrait casser Tour Eiffel. Voulez-vous l'oser à ?

That's all I have for now. Once enough people try a hack at it, I'll post the translation above this.

Leave Out All the Rest by Linkin Park

Great band. Awesome song. What more can I say?

Supermassive Black Hole by Muse<3

ROCK ON, Muse! One of the BEST BANDS EVER!!! 

Full Moon by The Black Ghosts

From the Twilight soundtrack. (Obviously.)

Flightless Bird, American Mouth by Iron & Wine

Pretty song, full of nonsensical lyrics.

Moonlight Sonata by Beethoven

Very pretty. Which Twilight book should it go with? I can't make up my mind. It does, however work well with a book I'm writing.

Claire de Lune by Debussy

Very pretty song. Both Edward and Bella really like it. And I gotta agree with them. :-) For all the people who don't know French, Claire de Lune means "Clear of the Moon". How very appropriate  for Twilight. :-)

I Caught Myself by Paramore.

More from the Twilight soundtrack. Hooray for amazingly wonderful Paramore!!! :-)

Bella's Lullabye (The River Flows in You by Yiruma)

Beautiful song. I like this video a lot, because of the dialogue they added. I'm learning to play the song on the piano. Incredibly, extremely hard. Totally worth it. 

Spotlight by Mute Math.

Hillarious video. Good band. They look kinda squashed in there, don't they? 

Midnight Sun.

COME ON Stephanie Meyer!! Why won't you finish the book?!?!?!?!? I've read it on her site and it might actually be better than Twilight! It is SOOOO good! Please Finish it!!!
www.savemidnightsun.com/ This is a link to a petition to save Midnight Sun. PLEASE SIGN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eyes on Fire by Blue Foundation.

This song is from the Twilight soundtrack. And it's really good.

For my dad.

I like to read Shakespeare and I like to see shakespearean plays. I've also done some shakespearean acting. My dad likes to annoy me with only quoting two lines from Shakespeare. "Alas poor Yorick. I knew him well." (Which actually aren't the right words.) Especially while I'm watching Bones. (Good TV show.) So, I went and found the right words, and part of the scene. This is for my dad.

First Clown:
A pestilence on him for a mad rogue! 'a pour'd a flagon
of Rhenish on my head once. This same skull, sir, was, sir,
Yorick's skull, the King's jester.

Hamlet:
This? [Takes the skull]

First Clown:
E'en that.

Hamlet:
Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio, a fellow of infinite
jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath bore me on his back a
thousand times, and now how abhorr'd in my imagination it is!
My gorge rises at it.

Insulting Voldemort.

By the nocturnal soldier website. No explanation needed.

The purty flower.

This is another doodle of Snape by nocturnal soldier.

Bring Me to Life by Evanescene.

This song is practically the soundrack to New Moon. Also, another great band.

Invincible by Ok Go.

Ok Go is another awesome band. They have a song called Invincible. It fits in perfectly at the end of Breaking Dawn. Now, if you have no clue what I'm talking about go ask some one, cuz I'm not going to tell you. OR just read the book!!!!!!!!!

Decode by Paramore.

Peppermint humbugs.

If you've read Harry Potter and had no idea what the heck a peppermint humbug was read on. A peppermint humbug is a minty candy, that is made by boiling sugar and such.