Thoughts of Books: Complaints

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Complaints

I will now complain about a book I have never read.

Why the HECK did Eoin Colfer name his main character ARTEMIS????? When it's a BOY!!!!!!!!! In Greek mythology Artemis is the GODDESS of MAIDENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?????????????

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"To die will be an awfully big adventure!"- J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan
"We talked and talked, it was idle banter, flowing like Orange Fanta."-Anthony Hill
"'Course you're not! Box falls out of the sky, man falls out of box, man eats fish custard... And look at you! You know what I think? That must be one scary crack in your wall..."-Matt Smith, Doctor Who, Season 5
"Boys, God doesn't like you."-James Patterson, School's Out-Forever
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."- Ogden Nash
"Always be yourself; everyone else is taken." -Oscar Wilde
"We part only to meet again."-John Gay
"It's political correctness gone mad." -David Tennant, Doctor Who, Season 3
"Now you people have names because you don't know who you are. We know who we are, so we don't need names."-Neil Gaiman, Coraline
"Who hit the man in seersucker with the fake ambulance?" -Trenton Lee Stewart, The Mysterious Benedict Society and the Prisoner's Dilemma
"He's scared of polka dots but screaming agony is just an interesting phenomenon." -TJ Thyne, Bones, Season 3
"Stupid, unreliable vampire." -Stephanie Meyer, Twilight
"I know. That's why we have to stay alive long enough to not get dead." -Michael Weatherly, NCIS, Season 7
"Never judge a book by its movie." -Unknown
"Well, I'm an optimist but only in a perfect world." -The Dangerous Summer
"Judoon platoon upon the moon." -David Tennant, Doctor Who, Season 3
"So the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads." -Dr. Seuss
'But I don't want to go among mad people,' said Alice. 'Oh, you can't help that,' said the cat. 'We're all mad here.' -Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland
"Hasn’t anyone ever told you? Life isn’t fair." -Stephanie Meyer, Twilight
"Two roads diverged in a wood and I - I took the one less travelled by, And that has made all the difference." -Robert Frost
"I do not want people to be very agreable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." -Jane Austen
"Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." -Stephanie Meyer, Twilight
"And will you succeed? Yes indeed, yes indeed! Ninety-eight and three-quarters percent guaranteed." -Dr. Seuss
"High school. Or was purgatory the right word?" -Stephanie Meyer, Midnight Sun
"Like and equal are not the same thing at all!" -Madeleine L'Engle, A Wrinkle in Time
"Oh! Do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch." -Jane Austen, Mansfield Park

Sunday, August 2, 2009

Complaints

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