The Twilight Fan-Girl Rant

A few months back, I got superbly annoyed at all the girls who are totally obsessive over the male characters in the Twilight Saga. The obnoxious, and some times sickening, fan-girls, who squeal every time their crush character does something "cute". So to all the sick fan-girls, I wrote this for you.

Do you <3 Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, Emmett, or Jacob?

Well...

WTF People?!?!?!?!?

Edward is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlisle is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!

Jasper is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob is TAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost every male character is 

TAKEN!!!!!!!!!

If you want to crush on a Twilight character crush on the Volturi!!!!!!!!!

IF you do not take the above advice, I hope you enjoy being MURDERED in EXTREMELY 

GRUESOME, and LONG, DRAWN OUT WAYS by FREAKISHLY ANGRY FEMALE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for reading, and have a nice day!!! :-)

Sorry, I dunno what's wrong with the fonts today.