The Twilight Fan-Girl Rant

A few months back, I got superbly annoyed at all the girls who are totally obsessive over the male characters in the Twilight Saga. The obnoxious, and some times sickening, fan-girls, who squeal every time their crush character does something "cute". So to all the sick fan-girls, I wrote this for you.

Do you <3 Edward, Carlisle, Jasper, Emmett, or Jacob?

Well...

WTF People?!?!?!?!?

Edward is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!

Carlisle is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!

Jasper is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Emmett is MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob is TAKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Almost every male character is 

TAKEN!!!!!!!!!

If you want to crush on a Twilight character crush on the Volturi!!!!!!!!!

IF you do not take the above advice, I hope you enjoy being MURDERED in EXTREMELY 

GRUESOME, and LONG, DRAWN OUT WAYS by FREAKISHLY ANGRY FEMALE VAMPIRES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for reading, and have a nice day!!! :-)

Sorry, I dunno what's wrong with the fonts today.

Complaints

I will now complain about a book I have never read.

Why the HECK did Eoin Colfer name his main character ARTEMIS????? When it's a BOY!!!!!!!!! In Greek mythology Artemis is the GODDESS of MAIDENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF?????????????

Beauty from Pain by Superchick

Here is another Rosalie-perfect song.
And it's SO very sad. And depressing.

Writer's block is contagious

If you are writing a book and then you talk to a friend about their book, and they say that they have writer's block you will inevitably get it, too. So, besides being contagious, the words "writer's block" used together, are a swear. Never say them to an aspiring author. Or to an author who has already written books, because anything they are working on will be stumped too. 

So, here are some ways to get rid of the dreaded curse:

1) Listen to music that has things to do with your story, or listen to music that your character would like.

2) Create a scene about what would happen if some of your characters met up with characters from an already published book. 

3) Create a scene where your characters met up with you.

4) Write a profile of your character. (Fav music, books, shows, fav color, etc.)

5) Pay attention to your surroundings at the time the curse sets in. You can draw ideas from clothing, furniture, food, etc.

6) Take one of those computer personality tests as your character.

That's what I've got so far.

NOTE: I write in first person, so these are for first person. If you don't write in first person I'm not sure if these pointers will help.

Book piece

I will now write a new piece for my book, right here, right now. Then I would like everyone to PLEASE comment. Because I'm not sure if I want this in my book or not. Thank you!

When I woke up, I had an odd feeling today was going to be very strange. I wasn't sure why.
I was reading Les Miserables and eating a blueberry muffin when Nathaniel, Nicolaus, Edmond, and Seth came noisily into the room.
"Hey, boys," I said without looking up from my book.
Olivia yawned, and said, "I thought you guys wouldn't be around till the afternoon."
Seth shrugged. "Well, that was the plan..."
Nathaniel looked very annoyed at something. "Has anyone come 'round the house, looking for me and Thomas?" he asked me sitting across the table from me, and stealing a bite off my muffin.
"No," I said, surprised. I took my muffin back. "Why? Were you expecting someone?"
"Not in the way you mean it. I got a piece of very unwelcome news, from James," his frown deepened as he said this.
"Oh! You got a call from James?" Olivia asked, surprised. She truly never payed attention.
"Liv," I chastised. "Please pay attention."
"Sorry, Art," she said, yawning again.
"Hey, where is Thomas, anyway?" Edmond asked.
"I think he's still asleep," I said.
"Sure sounds like him," muttered Nicolaus, as Nathaniel shook his head, in a very annoyed fashion.
Just then, Thomas came into the kitchen, yawning. His shirt was on backwards.
"Thomas," Nathaniel said.
"Oh, hey, Nat," said Thomas, taking a muffin. "I thought you wouldn't be back till around one."
"Do not call me Nat," Nathaniel practically growled. "And your shirt's on backwards." Olivia giggled.
"Whoops," Thomas muttered, turning slightly red.
Once that was all straightened out, Thomas asked again, "Okay, kid. Why are you back so early?"
"First of all," Nathaniel started. "It is NOT early. It's 9:30."
"On a weekend," muttered Thomas. Nathaniel ignored him.
"Any way," Nathaniel continued, speaking to me, because I was the one he wanted to talk to any way. "Last night James called me. With some not great news. It turns out my mother had a brother. And he lives here, in California. Practically in this town." I gave him a quizzical look. I didn't see what was so bad about that. But he wasn't done with the story, yet.
"He has decided that he has some weird claim on Thomas and me, because we're minors, and for some reason our sister isn't qualified to take care of us. Although, I do agree with him on the fact that our father certainly isn't." He rolled his eyes. "So, now we've got some cousins, who we've never met, and didn't know existed till, pretty much, last night, and a wacko uncle."
Just then the doorbell rang. We all froze.
"Well, someone's got to answer the door," I eventually said, in a small voice. No one moved.
After a moment, I took a deep breath and walked out of the kitchen, towards the door. Olivia, Nicolaus, and Nathaniel, followed. The rest stayed frozen.
I opened the door to a man with curly red hair, like Charollette's. Although, unlike her, his eyes were brown. And yet, I could see the resemblance between him and the Legards. 

"Um... hello," I said hesitantly.

He smiled. "Hello," he said. "My name is William Whittemore. I see you know Nathaniel," the man said, nodding in Nathaniel's direction. "I am his uncle."

"Oh," I said, slightly surprised. Even though Nathaniel had said, that James had told him about the uncle they had, I was still quite surprised, even though I had expected it. James wasn't the one to give you faulty information. 

"And why exactly are you here?" Olivia asked, clearly, to me, any way, trying to get the facts straight from him.

William Whittemore smiled at her, then. "I am here to claim my nephews, of course."

And that's where the chapter will end. I might add the next chapter, or something in a few days. Because I'll have nothing better to do.

My friend and her fav books

Since I can no longer think of something to write for the day I will write about my friend. Since I'm bored, like I said before, I will take a leaf out of Cranberry's book (Cranberry is one of the people who's blog I follow. She also follows mine.) and not call my friend by her real name. I asked what I should call her and she asked to be called Infublo. (No clue what the heck it means.)

Favorite books:
The Inheritance Series (Eragon, Eldest, etc.)-Christopher Paolini
The Keys to the Kingdom-Garth Nix
The Twilight Saga-Stephenie Meyer
The Wicked Series-Nancy Holder
I can no longer think of any others.

As you can see, we have very similar taste in books. I like all the books on that list, except The Inheritance series. I don't know why, I just don't like it. She likes it WAY more than I do. Even my mom likes them more than I do. Oh, well. Now, about the Wicked series. Those are really sick, but still really good reads. I do NOT recommend them for anyone under 13, or anyone squeamish when it comes to READING about blood, or anyone who gets nightmares really easily. In the series there are many sacrifices, about 45% of them are human.

Happy Birthday!!!!

As you can tell, every time a character has a birthday, I post about it. And today is Harry Potter's birthday. So...Happy birthday, Harry Potter. Above is a picture of Harry in the third book. I did not draw this. It was from the nocturnalsoldier website. (Yes, the pictures are back.)